Gone Fishin'

Let me confess to you, baby, kneeling down on my knee
No, I'm just kiddin, but I know that's where you want me to be.
I didn't listen to my gut feeling like I knew that I shoulda
Went fishing for a goldfish, and caught a barracuda

Your fine ass clouded my mind, and I was always horny
But, like a pack of cigs, you shoulda came with a government warning
Cause you are one deadly bitch, like emphyzema or cancer,
And I just pray to God that one day he'll make you answer.

Like when I come home sick and tired late at night from work,
And you just throw in front of my face a can of fried beans and pork.
I bust my ass off all day, tryin to put food on the table,
But all you do is spread your drama on the phone while watchin cable.

You get jealous, but I realize that to you I'm just your turf
Cause my balls are so blue, I could be a Smurf.
But every time I wanna do it, you pick up that damn phone
I am not a dog, but once in a while I need my bone.

All my friends are gone cause they were scared of your wrath;
How the hell did I let myself go down that path?
I don't need alot,and Lord knows I'm not picky,
But if you keep makin this mess, the situation might get sticky.

Lookin back a few years ago, even before the marriage
You were hotter than Cinderella in her golden carriage.
But I have no idea what exactly went wrong down the road:
You've turned from a princess back into a toad.

Don't think I'll let you drag me thru hell for a piece of ass,
I won't let you make me a pawn in your game of chess.
Ass and tits don't mean nothin to me anymore, and you will see:
I will catch plenty other better fish in the sea.

I know you'll try to squeeze out some tears and change your tone,
And say you realize that you don't know what you've got 'til its gone.
But I've heard it all before, and your game is not what life's all about,
So I'll just take my fishin rod and get the hell out.