grief and sorrow

So, just when I think the world can't be more consumed by trouble and sadness, another awful thing happens: an oldest orangutan dies in Burma. I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight for my grief is too strong. On a serious note, do I really give a fuck about an oldest Orangutan and why should this belong on the front page of Yahoo news?

road rage assholes

To all the people who enjoy incite road rage when I'm driving:

1. Fuzzy dice and mardi gra beads dangling from your mirror scream "white trash" and are another reason for me to cut you off besides that cell phone glued to your ear and a speed of 5mph.

2. That stupid "baby onboard" sign is not a permit to drive like an asshole, thinking that someone cares enough about your precious spawn not to run you off the road for your assholeness.

3. If you attempt to look legal, do not wrap your aqua Metro in Mexican flags, stuff your entire village in your car, and blast a local Mex radio station while driving 10 mph when I'm in a rush to get to work.

4. You are a soccer mom and you drive an SUV. 'Nuff said I think. Oh, and yesterday you were Asian.

5. When your rims cost more than your car and your windows are tinted solid black, do not pull your race card out when all they are asking for is your registration.

6. Is being a douchebag asshole a prerequisite at a BMW dealership?

I am sure there is more to be added to ths list, I just cant think of any right now.