trailer trash

I really thought that you did love me
That day you clocked me in da face.
You said my fried up chili chitlins
Turned out to be a pure disgrace

I thought you were, like, all romantic
When you unloaded in my hair.
You've left me feeling sad and frantic,
Your crusted jizz is still in there.


I really loved the way you touched me
With your size 13 army boot,
The way we shared together needles
Was just so ultimately cute


I thought you were the one and only,
You even had my email addy
I want you livin in my trailer
And be my 16th baby daddy


But now my life is done and over
You've turned it into livin hell
The day you told me that youve knocked up
That ugly skank from Taco Bell